> > GHOST SEX
> >
> > A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving
> > a lecture on the supernatural.
> >
> > To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many
> > people here believe in ghosts?'
> >
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> >
> > 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
> > who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a
> > ghost?'
> >
> > About 40 students raise their hands.
> >
> > 'That's really good. I'm really glad you
> > take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
> > ghost?'
> >
> > About 15 students raise their hand.
> >
> > 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
> >
> > Three students raise their hands.
> >
> > 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
> > question further...Have any of you ever made love to a
> > ghost?'
> >
> > Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
> >
> > The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son,
> > all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
> > ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to
> > come up here and tell us about your experience.'
> >
> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
> > and began to make his way up to the podium.
> >
> > When he reached the front of the room, the professor
> > asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex
> > with a ghost?'
> >
> > Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I
> > thought you said
> > Goats.
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